50 Funny Animal Jokes | Puns for Kids, Parents Pet Jokes

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50 Funny Animal Jokes | Puns for Kids, Parents Pet Jokes 


What’s more amazing than a talking llama?
Answer: A spelling bee.




Why did the llama cross the road?
Answer: Because the chicken was one vacation.




Why do camels, cousins of the llama, have such long, long necks?
Answer: Because their feet really stink.




How does a llama communicate with a fish?
Answer: He hums him a line.


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What’s easy for boy llamas to get into and hard to get out of?
Answer: Trouble.




Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Pasture.

Pasture who?

Isn’t it pasture bedtime?




What do guard llamas tell their sheep around the campfire at night?
Answer: They tell each other scary goat stories.




Funny Animal Jokes for Kids


Can you say four times really, really fast: Lamebrain lopsided laughing lazy large boy
llamas like to lingerly lunch on lawns.




Why is it hard to play cards in the jungle?
There are too many cheetahs!

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When is it bad luck to see a black cat?
When you’re a mouse!




What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!




What does a kitten become after it's three days old?
Four days old!



Funny Kid Animal Jokes


What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
A walkie talkie!




What kind of animal goes OOM?
A cow walking backwards!




What animal has more lives than the cat?
A frog, he croaks every night.




What is a crocodiles favourite game
Snap

Animal Riddles and Jokes


What’s small and cuddly and bright purple?
A koala holding his breath!




What happens when a cat eats a lemon?
It becomes a sour puss!




Why are elephants wrinkled?
Have you ever tried to iron one?




What do you get if you cross a fish with an elephant?
Swimming trunks!






Why do elephants never forget?
Because nobody ever tells them anything!




What day do fish hate?
Fry-day.


What do call a bear with no ears?
B!




Where do cows go on Saturday nights?
To the MOOO-vies!

Animal Riddles Jokes Answers


Q: Who makes dinosaur clothes?
A: A dino-sewer.




Q: What did the snail say when he got on the turtle’s shell?
A: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!




Q: Where do sheep get their hair cut?
A: At the baa-baa shop.




Q: Why can’t hippos ride bicycles?
A: Bike helmets don’t fit hippos!





Q: What’s a puppy’s favorite kind of pizza?
A: Pupperoni.




Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A sunburnt zebra.




Q: What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?
A: The police had to comb the area.




Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camelflauge!

Zoo Animal Riddles and Jokes


Q: What does a calf become after it’s 1 year old?
A: 2 years old.




Cow: “Mooooove over!”
Sheep: “Naaaaaaa.”




Q: How do you know an elephant has been in your refrigerator?
A: There are footprints in the butter.




Q: Why does a giraffe have such a long neck?
A: Because his feet stink!




Q: What’s a dog’s favorite food for breakfast?
A: Pooched eggs.




Q: What do you give a pig with a rash?
A: Oinkment.




Q: What do you do if your cat swallows your pencil?
A: Use a pen.




Q: What’s black and white, black and white, black and white and green?
A: Three skunks fighting over a pickle!




Q: What has four legs, a trunk, and sunglasses?
A: A mouse on vacation.




Q: What do you call a 400-pound gorilla?
A: Sir.




Q: What’s black and white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra.




Q: What is a cow’s favorite place?
A: The mooseum.



Simple Riddles for Children


Q: What do fish take to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin sea.




Q: What do you call a mommy cow that just had a calf?
A: Decalfinated!




Q: What do you call a mad elephant?
A: An earthquake.




Q: What is a shark’s favorite sandwich?
A: Peanut butter and jellyfish.




Q: Where are sharks from?
A: Finland.




Q: What do you get when you cross a roll of wool and a kangaroo?
A: A woolen jumper!




Q: What did the Cinderella fish wear to the ball?
A: Glass flippers.




Q: Why was the mouse afraid of the water?
A: Catfish




Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?
A: He felt funny.




Q: How many skunks does it take to make a big stink?
A: A phew.




Q: Why did the policeman give the sheep a ticket?
A: He was a baaaaaaaaad driver.




Q: How do you keep a skunk from smelling?
A: Plug its nose.




Q: What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
A: An udder failure.




Q: Why did the cow cross the road?
A: Because the chicken was on vacation.




Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible.




Q: What did the sardine call the submarine?
A: A can of people.



Hilariously Silly Animal Jokes and Riddles 


Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish.




Q: Why did the elephant leave the circus?
A: He was tired of working for peanuts.




There were two cows in a paddock. One of the cows says, “moo” and the other one says, “That’s what I was going to say.”




Customer: “Do you have alligator shoes?”
Clerk: “Yes, sir. What size does your alligator wear?”




Q: What did the banana do when the monkey chased it?
A: The banana split!




Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
A: You can’t tuna fish.




Q: What do you call a gorilla wearing earmuffs?
A: Anything you like, he can’t hear you.



Q: Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
A: It takes them a long time to swallow their pride.




Q: How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
A: With flood lighting.




Q: What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
A: With a cowculator.



Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!




Q: What kind of cat should you never play games with?
A: A cheetah!




Q: Why did the turtle cross the road?
A: To get to the shell station.



Q: What is black and white and red all over?
A: A skunk with a rash.




Q: What time is it when 5 dogs chase 1 cat?
A: Five after one.




Q: What do whales eat?
A: Fish and ships.




Q: What part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales.




Q: What do you call a dinosaur in a car accident?
A: A tyrannosauraus wreck!