Sunday, 2 July 2017

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Rajasthani Chutkule


Marwari ne apne bete ko phone kiya –
Marwari – “kya kar raha hi tu ?”
Son – “suicide kar raha ha hu …”
Marwari – “wo baad me kar liyo … pahle dukaan par aa bahut kaam hai !!!”




Ek Sindhi apne Marwadi dost ke ghar gaya.
Marwadi – “aap kya lenge ? thanda ya garam ?”
Sindhi – “dono hi mangwa do …”
Marwadi ne patni ko aawaaz dete huye kaha –
“sunti ho, 2 glass paani leti aana… ek freezer se aur ek geyser se !”




Marwadi Chutkule


Marwari Hath mein Blade maar raha tha.
Biwi: Yeh kya kar rahe ho ji?
Marwari: Dettol ki sheeshi toot gayi hai,
Kahin dettol barbad na ho jaaye, Laa teri ungli bhi kaat doon….!




Samandar me 1 jahaaj doob rahaa tha. Usme 1 marwari bhi sawaar tha.
Saare yaatri ro rahe the par marwari hans rahaa tha.
Ek yatri ne poochha – “tu kyon itna khush hai be ?”
Marwari – “Shukar hai maine waapsi ka ticket nahi kharida … !”

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