The Funniest Nigger Jokes For Usa

Great jokes about black people, laugh hard and share

Why do blacks have white hands and feet?
They were on all fours when God spray painted them!




Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!




Why do black people have white hands?
Everyone has some good in them! -bonz




Why do black people have white hands?
It rubs off the cop cars! -bonz



Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
They're easier to spot! -brenden




What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime! -bobo




Why are niggers getting stronger?
T.V.s are getting bigger! -tim




What happened to the nigger who had an abortion?
Crime Stoppers sent her a check for $500! -tim




Why don't nigger bitchs wear panties to picnics?
To keep the flies away from the chicken! -michael

Nigger Jokes

What's the difference between a truck full of baby niggers and a truck full of bowling balls?
You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork!




What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Buy Us




What does FUBU stand for?
Farmers Used to Beat Us




Why don't sharks eat niggers?
They think its whale shit!




Why do niggers call white people "honkies"?
Thats the last sound they hear before they get hit! -davey




What do they do with dead niggers in California?
Gut them to make wetsuits! -kara




Why don't niggers take aspirin?
They refuse to pick the cotton out.




What do nigger kids get for Christmas?
Your bike.




What's a niggers idea of foreplay?
"Don't scream or I'll cut you, bitch."




Why do spics drive low-riders?
So they can cruise and pick lettuce at the same time.



What do you get when you cross a jew and a gypsy?
A chain of empty retail stores.




Why don't nigger kids play in the sandbox?
Cats keep covering them up.




What do you call an apartment full of niggers?
A COON-dominium.




Why are there no nigger astronauts?
Their lips explode at 50,000 feet.




How do you babysit a niglet?
Wet his lips and stick him to the wall.




Why does L.A. have so many fags and N.Y. so many niggers?
L.A. had first choice! -David




What do you call a chinese nigger with AIDS?
Coon Die Soon - David



What does NAACP stand for?
Niggers Against All Caucasian People




What does NAACP stand for?
Now Apes Are Called People -Brandon




Why are all the niggers fast runners?
All the slow ones are in jail.

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