The Best Really Corny Jokes For Kids

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How much does a pirate pay for corn?
A buccaneer.

What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator door was opened?
Close the door, I’m dressing.

What lies at the bottom of the sea shaking?
A nervous wreck.

How do you stop a bull from charging?
Cancel its credit card.

What’s a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument?
The trom-bone.

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What disease do you get when you put up the Christmas decorations?

How do billboards talk?
Sign language.

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