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A guy finally got tickets to the Super Bowl, but his seats were in the nosebleed section -- but he didn't care, he had always dreamed of going to the Super Bowl.
So he wants to find a seat closer to where he can see better.
He finds this seat toward the front and he asks the guy next to it whether anyone is sitting there.
The guy replies, "No, because my wife just died."
"Well," says the first man, "why didn't you just bring a friend or relative?"
The guy replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."

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Snow White was returning from town to the cottage in the forest where she lived with the 7 dwarfs.  In the distance she could see smoke, then as she got nearer she realized that their cottage had burnt down.

Frantically, Snow White searched the forest for the dwarfs, then she heard a lone voice saying, 'Lions for the NFC North, the Detroit Lie Downs will win Superbowl XLVIII'.

On hearing this chant, Snow White gave a little sigh of relief as she knew that at least Dopey was safe.

You have probably spotted by now that most of these NFL yarns can be improved by modifying the people or place to suit those teams still in this year's NFL playoffs.

Why are the 49ers like a possum?

Because they play dead at home and get killed on the road.

One morning in elementary school, the students were going to a geography class. The teacher wanted to show the students where cities and states are.

The teacher asks the class, 'Does anyone know where Pittsburgh is?' Funny superbowl jokes

Francis raises up his hand and says, 'Yeah, Pennsylvania.'
The teacher replies, 'Very good, Francis, now can anyone tell me were Detroit is?'

Rachel raises her hand and says, 'That's in Michigan.'
The teacher again says, 'Very good, Rachel.'

Trying to confuse the children, she now asks, 'Where's Denver City?'
Ross raises his hand and says, 'Oh, oh, pick me, I know?'

The teacher says, 'OK, Ross where is Minnesota?'
'Last place.'

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