27 Stupid Jokes They're Actually Funny! #21 Is EPIC

Jokes That Are So Stupid, They're Actually Funny

Q. Why did the soccer player bring string to the game?
A. So he could tie the score.




Q. Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin?
A. They both depend on the batter.




Q. Why are some fish at the bottom of the ocean?
A. Because they dropped out of school!




Q. What goes up and down but doesn’t move?
A. The temperature!



Q. What two days of the week start with the letter “T”?
A. Today and Tomorrow!




Q. What did the judge say to the dentist?
A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.




Q. What do you call a bear with no socks on?
A. Bare-foot.




Q. What can you serve but never eat?
A. A volleyball.  

Stupid Jokes

Q. What did the teddy bear say when he was offered dessert?
A. No thanks, I’m stuffed!




Q. Why did the barber win the race?
A. Because he took a short cut.




Q. What’s taken before you get it?
A. Your picture.




Q. Why did Goofy put a clock under his desk?
A. Because he wanted to work over-time!




Q. Why did Tommy throw the clock out of the window?
A. Because he wanted to see time fly!



Q. How do you catch a squirrel?
A. Climb a tree and act like a nut!




Q. What do you do with a blue whale?
A. Try to cheer him up!




Q. How do you communicate with a fish?
A. Drop him a line!




Q. Did you hear the joke about the roof?
A. Never mind, it’s over your head!




Q. What do you call a cow eating grass in a paddock?
A. A lawn mooer




Q. Why didn’t the skeleton go to the dance?
A. Because he had no-body to go with.




Q. What did the porcupine say to the cactus?
A. “Is that you mommy?”




Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.




Q. What are two things you cannot have for breakfast?
A. Lunch and dinner.




Q. Why did the boy sprinkle sugar on his pillow before he went to sleep?
A. So he could have sweet dreams.




Q. Why did the robber take a bath?
A. Because he wanted to make a clean getaway.



Q. Why can’t a leopard hide?
A. Because he’s always spotted!




Q. What do you give a dog with a fever?
A. Mustard, its the best thing for a hot dog!




Q. What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A. A sour puss!




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