Roses are Red Violets are Blue Funny Jokes

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A young secretary, gets twelve red roses delivered to her desk. Noticing this, another older female co-worker says " Aren't those beautiful ! Your boyfriend is SO sweet to send those to you." The younger gal groans her reply "Yeah, but you know what this means?" "It means I'll be spending the next 3 DAYS on my back, with my ankles in the air." Puzzled by her comment, her co-worker pats her on the back & answers " It'll be ok dearie......all you have to do is purchase a vase ?"




Roses are red
tulips are black.
You’d look great
with a knife in your back.




Roses are red
violets are blue.
I hate poems
even more than I hate you.



Roses are okay
violets are fine.
You be the 6
and I’ll be the 9.




Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.




Roses are red
violets are violet.
Here is my number
why don’t you dial it?

rose jokes

Roses are red
violets are blue.
One ripped condom
that caused you.




Roses are red
violets are blue.
I cry myself to sleep
masturbating to you.




Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I.




She calls me. 'Hi, John?
I got the results back from your tests.
Why don't you come over here so we can talk about them? Hang on a second,
there's somebody at the door.'
And she opens the door,
and it's me.




Roses are red
that much is true.
But violets are purple
not freaking blue.



Roses are red
violets are blue.
God made me sexy
what happened to you?




Roses are red
violets are blue.
You may not know this but
I’m falling for you.




Roses are red
violets are blue.
I like spaghetti
let’s get it on.

rose jokes

Roses are red
black is black.
Come to my house
I’ll sell some crack.




Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I’d rather be dead
Than stuck with you!



Roses are grey
Violets are grey
I’m a dog.




Roses are red
I have a phone
Nobody texts me
Forever Alone.




Roses are red
Violets are cheaper
If I leave silent voicemails
Please don’t call me a creeper.




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