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Top Veggie Jokes of All Time

Q: What do you do with epileptic lettuce?
A: You make a seizure salad!

Q: What water yields the most beautiful lettuce heads?
A: Perspiration!

Q: What is a Honeymoon Salad?
A: Lettuce alone, with no dressing!

Q: What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?
A: Lettuce get together!

Lettuce Jokes

Q: What did the vegetables say to the Salad Dressing?
A: Lettuce all smile.

Q: Did you hear about the race between the lettuce and the tomato?
A: The lettuce was a "head" and the tomato was trying to "ketchup"!

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