Funny Valentine's Day Jokes and SMS In Hindi

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Ham se dur jaoge kaise

Ham se dur jaoge kaise,
dil se hame bhulaoge kaise,
ham vo khushbu hai jo baste hai saso me
khud ki saso ko rok paoge kaise.
Happy Valentines Day!




 Bolti hai dosti

Bolti hai dosti chup rahta hai pyar!
Hasati hai dosti rulata hai pyar !
mailati hai dosti juda karta hai pyar phir be kyun dosti chor kar log karte hain pyar(



“ Teri LOVELY EYES ne

mujpe ek EFFECT kiya hai,

ki maine sabko REJECT karke

tujko SELECT kiya hai!

SELECT kiya maine pyar se

Dil nahi todna mera INKAAR se!!




 Jab tanhai me……

Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,

Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai.

Khuda aapko har khushi de,

Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai.

Valentine's Day Jokes

 Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai

Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?




 Phool bankar muskarana zindagi

Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
Jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.




 Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hoti…




 Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
hum chahe rahe ya na rahe…




Please Please Sab Doston Se Appeal Hai.

K

Valentine’s Day Ka Boycott Karen.

Kyon K

Mere Naal Koi SET Nahi Tay,
Tusi Moja Kardy Oo.

Kujh Tey Sharam Karo. :-)




 Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho

Teacher: bachcho kya tum jante ho Qayamat kab aayegi?
Student: yes sir,
jab Vaillentine day aur Raksha bandhan ek hi din hoga


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