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You're trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake, and an Arsenal Fan. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?

Shoot the Arsenal Fan. Twice...

Fire brigade phones Arsene Wenger in the early hours of Sunday morning...

"Mr Wenger sir, Highbury is on fire!"
"The cups man! Save the cups!" replies Arsene.
"Uh, the fire hasn't spread to the canteen yet, sir."

Why do Arsenal men like smart women?
Opposites attract.

What do you say to an Arsenal fan with a job?
"can I have a Big Mac!"

Q: Why do Arsenal players always look so happy?
A: Because when midgets run, the grass tickles their balls!

Q: What do you call an Arsenal FC fan with half a brain?
A: Gifted.

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Q: What do you call 5 Arsenal FC fans standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.

Q: What do Arsenal FC fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Q: Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
A: Ask a Arsenal FC fan!

Q: what is the difference between a Arsenal FC fan and a vibrator?
A: A Arsenal fan is a real dick.

What do you call an Arsenal fan with half a brain?

How do you make an Arsenal fan's eyes light up?
Shine a torch in his ears.

What do you call the Arsenal team standing ear to ear?
A wind tunnel.

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Why did the Arsenal fan get sacked from the M & M factory ??
He kept throwing out the W's.

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What do you call a fly inside an Arsenal fans head ??
A Space Invader.

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How long has Tony Adams played for Arsenal?
Donkeys years.

Q: If you see a Arsenal fan on a bike, why should you not swerve to hit him? ?
A: It could be your bike.

Q: what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead Arsenal FC fan?
A: Skid marks in front of the dog.

Q: What do you call a Arsenal fan with no arms and legs?
A: Trustworthy.

Q: How do you casterate a Arsenal fan?
A: Kick his sister in the mouth

Q: What's the difference between a fat chick and a Arsenal striker?
A: Even a fat chick scores every once in a while!

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How many Arsenal players does it take to change a light bulb?
Eleven - one to change it and ten to play the offside trap.

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Heard the one about David Seaman?
He never keeps a clean sheet.

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When Gazza scored at Wembley, Seaman was all over the place.

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What's the difference between Paul Merson and the rest of the Arsenal team?
One takes dope and the rest are dopes.

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