Funny Jew Jokes To Make Your Day, Racist Jokes

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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw the gas bill!




What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
The pizza does not scream when it gets put in the oven.




What is the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
Santa Claus comes from inside the chimney.



Why do Jews have such big noses?
Because the air is free.





How do you get 100 Jews into a car?
You throw in a nickel.




How do you get them out of there?
Tell them that Hitler is driving the car.

Jew Jokes

Why were gentiles invented?
Somebody has to pay retail.




What’s the best way to get a Jewish girls number?
Roll up her sleeve.




What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.




What did the Jewish peadophile say to the child?
“Wanna buy some candy?”



What do you call someone from Israel that has to sneeze?
A Jew.




Why do Jewish men have to be circumcised?
Because a Jewish women wont touch anything unless it’s 20% off.




Why do jews wear yamakas?
Half of a hat, its cheaper.

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