Bad Dad Jokes that'll Make You Cringe

Dad Jokes That Are So Bad They're Actually Good


“I heard there was a new store called Moderation. They have everything there
A steak pun is a rare medium well done.




“How can you tell if a ant is a boy or a girl? They’re all girls, otherwise they’d be uncles.”




I went to a book store and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was, she said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.



Milk is also the fastest liquid on earth – its pasteurized before you even see it




“What’s Forrest Gump’s password? 1forrest1”




Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

Dad Jokes

What did the ocean say to the shore? Nothing, it just waved.




“What’s ET short for? Because he’s only got little legs.”




“What is Beethoven’s favorite fruit? A ba-na-na-na.”




Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

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