9 Tommy Cooper One Liners Jokes That Will Remind You of His Comedy

Tommy Cooper One Liners Jokes: Thomas Frederick Cooper was a British prop comedian and magician. He habitually wore a red colored phase and his form was large and shivering, 6 feet 4 inches and weighing more than 15 stones. Tommy Cooper Death Cooper died of a heart attack on television on 15 April 1984. Tommy Cooper One Liners Jokes tommy cooper sketches Tommy Cooper Jokes

Tommy Cooper One Liners Jokes That Will Remind You of His Comedy


Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.




I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.




I bought some HP sauce the other day. It's costing me 6p a month for the next 2 years.




Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone.

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Tommy Cooper One Liners Jokes



Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks.  They charged one and let the other one off.




A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.'  The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'




A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time'
The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.




A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'.




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