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Good Question

Having absorbed the birds-and-the-bees discussion, my sister’s young son asked, “Is that how we were born?”

“Yes, it is,” she said.

He took it all in for a second, then, pointing to his father across the room, asked, “Where’d we get him?”




Oh, Deer

One year, the family went to the Radio City Music Hall Christmas 
Spectacular. The Rockettes represented reindeer by wearing headband antlers. At the end of the show, I asked my husband, a biologist, what he thought.

“The antlers were wrong,” he said.

“What?” I asked incredulously.

“Reindeer have palmate antlers. Those were white-tailed bucks’ 
antlers.”

I knew he wasn’t kidding. I just couldn’t believe he hadn’t noticed anything below the antlers.



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Awkward

“So I understand how a baby can look like its mother,” my nine-year-old son told the school nurse. “But how can it look like its father?”
Unsure how much he knew about where babies come from, she deflected. “That’s a good question,” she said. “So who do you look like?”




Hair Apparent

Pointing to a 30-year-old picture of me, my five-year-old granddaughter said, “Grandpa, next time you get 
a haircut, have them cut it like that picture.”

Problem is, I wasn’t half bald then.




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