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An Engineer failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor.

Engineer: Sir, Can I ask u one question

Professor: Yes.

Engineer: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u
can’t, u have to give me “A”.

Professor agreed.

Engineer asked: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal &
neither legal nor logical?”

Professor thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the engineer his “A”.

Then he asked Engineer for the answer.

Engineer answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is
legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not

Ur wife’s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an “A”,
this is neither logical nor legal.Professor Shocked!!!

School Jokes In English

Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya Aur Sirf Roti
Order Ki
Waiter Ne Roti Lakar Serve Ki, Aur
Professor Khaali Plate Me Roti Dubo Kar Khane
Waiter Hairaan Hokar: “Sir Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe
Ho Plate To Khaali Hai”
Professor: “Shut Up! Main Ek Maths Teacher Hun
Aur Maine Daal Suppose Ki Huyi Hai.“

Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"

Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra."

Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..."

Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"

Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra."

Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month."

The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class.

Teacher: "Why are you going out?"

Johnny: "With what I saw I think my school days are over."

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