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An Engineer failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor.

Engineer: Sir, Can I ask u one question

Professor: Yes.

Engineer: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u
can’t, u have to give me “A”.

Professor agreed.

Engineer asked: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal &
neither legal nor logical?”

Professor thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.

He had to finally give up as he really did not know.

He gave the engineer his “A”.

Then he asked Engineer for the answer.

Engineer answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is
legal but not logical.

Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not
legal.

Ur wife’s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an “A”,
this is neither logical nor legal.Professor Shocked!!!




School Jokes In English




Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya Aur Sirf Roti
Order Ki
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Waiter Ne Roti Lakar Serve Ki, Aur
Professor Khaali Plate Me Roti Dubo Kar Khane
Laga
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Waiter Hairaan Hokar: “Sir Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe
Ho Plate To Khaali Hai”
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Professor: “Shut Up! Main Ek Maths Teacher Hun
Aur Maine Daal Suppose Ki Huyi Hai.“




Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"

Boy: "I saw a strap of your bra."

Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for the next 1 week. Another boy laughs..."

Teacher: "Why did you laugh?"

Boy: "I saw both straps of your bra."

Teacher: "Get out! Don't come to class for next 1 month."

The teacher bends to pick a chalk and little Johnny starts walking out of the class.

Teacher: "Why are you going out?"

Johnny: "With what I saw I think my school days are over."




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