Harry Potter Yo Mama Jokes - Yo Mamma is HP Jokes

8 Best Harry Potter 'Yo Mama' Jokes In English

yo mama so fat that the Sorting Hat put her in all four houses!

yo mama so fat that a wingardium leviosa spell couldn't lift her.

yo mama so fat, she makes Hagrid look like "Mini-me".

yo mama so fat, she tried to eat Cornelius Fudge. yo mama so ugly, even a dementor wouldn't kiss her!

Harry Potter one Liners Jokes

yo mama so fat the Sorting Hat assigned her to the House of Pancakes.

yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore. yo mama so stupid, she thinks Sirius Black is a hip hop station on satellite radio.

yo mama so ugly that the whomping willow saw her and died.

yo mama so stupid she thinks Patronus is a kind of Tequlia. yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a Double-Whopper with Cheese. 

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