Best one Liner Jokes, Awesome Dad Joke

Really Bad Dad Jokes, Dad Joke Meme

Can I watch the TV? Dad: Yes, but don’t turn it on.

What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff.

“‘I’ll call you later.”

“Don’t call me later, call me Dad.”

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off? It reads “Small medium at large.”

Joke of The Day, Funniest Dad Jokes

“My dad literally told me this one last week: ‘Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.’”

“Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, ‘No, just leave it in the carton!’”

“Me: ‘Dad, make me a sandwich!’ Dad: ‘Poof, You’re a sandwich!’”

“Waitress: ‘And here’s the check. Is there anything else I can get you?’
Dad: ‘Someone to pay the check?’

Valentine Day Is Coming Status 
Whatsapp Funny Jokes 
Good Morning Love Image