Very Funny Christmas Jokes - Xmas Fun 2019

Very Funny Christmas Jokes - Xmas Fun

Funny Christmas Jokes: Here are some hilarious Christmas jokes that will make your kids laugh like Santa and his stomach. Have a Happy Holidays! Count the days until December 25 with these very funny baby Christmas jokes sent to Runtunt9 readers. We guarantee that this clean holiday humor will help you in "Ho Ho Ho" like a certain jolly old elf.

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One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Pee Wee: What did the reindeer say to the football player?

Westy: I don’t know.

Pee Wee: “Your Blitzen days are over!”

Colton: How does a sheep say “Merry Christmas”?

Tammi: How?

Colton: “Fleece Navidad!”

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Confessions of a Store Santa

While I was working as a store Santa, a boy asked me for an electric train set. “If you get your train,” I told him, “your dad is going to want to play with it too. Is that all right?”

The boy became very quiet. So, moving the conversation along, 
I asked, “What else would you like Santa to bring you?”

He promptly replied, “Another train.”

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