The Funniest Blonde Jokes In English

The funniest blonde jokes In English




A guy is telling a brunette some blonde jokes. Finally she interrupts him and says, “It’s really funny and everything, but I’m actually a blonde, I’ve been dyeing my hair for years.”
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“Oh”, hesitates the man, “um, should I start over and talk very, very slowly?”



One shark says to the other: “I ate a diver last week. I’m still sick from all the plastic.”

The other shark waves a fin: “That’s nothing. I ate a blonde last week. She was such an airhead I still can't dive.”




A blonde goes to court. Eventually the judge says: “I hereby declare the case closed. There is not enough evidence that you stole the 10000 US$.”

The blonde is thrilled: “Gosh, so does that mean I can keep the money?”



Why do women have blue spots around their navels sometimes?
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Because there are also blonde men.




Q: What is long and hard to a blonde?

A: Grade five.




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