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Wife: "What are you doing?"

Husband : Nothing.

Wife : "Nothing...? You've been reading our marriage

certificate for an hour."

Husband : "I was looking for the expiration date."

A man and his wife agreed on a code to use in front of their kids when they want to have s*x. The code is: "Making a call."

One day the man ask his son to tell his mother, that dad wants to make a phone call.

The boy returns to his dad, that mom says she is out of order.

Then he ask him to tell her, that dad will go outside to make a phone call.

The boy returns, that mom says, "If you do so, she will open a central telephone station in the house."

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Best Funny Blonde Jokes In English

"Yes brother," says Paddy.
"Well I'm going on a business trip soon and if she gives birth while I'm away, I want you dear brother, to name the kids," says Mick.
"It'll be an honour to do that for you Mick," says Paddy.
A month later Paddy calls Mick.
"Hello Mick, your wife's given birth to a boy and a girl, their beautiful," says Paddy.
"That's wonderful Paddy, what did you call them?" says Mick.
"I called the girl Deniece," says Paddy.
"And what did you call the boy?"
"I called the boy De nephew."

A little boy was so exited because his mom told him he is getting a baby brother.
He repeated that to his techer every day, when he came to school, "Im getting a brother."
One day his mom alllowed him to feel the baby's kicks in her belly.
The next day he came to school and didnt say anything to his teacher, so the teacher asked him, what happend to his brother.
He replyed, "I think mommy ate him."

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