Short Jokes collection in English Language - Best English Joke

Short Jokes collection in English Language - Best English Joke

English Joke

Dear Deer
I live in a semi rural area.  We recently had a new neighbour call the Highways Department to request the removal of the DEER CROSSING sign on our road.  The reason: "Too many deer are being hit by cars out here.  I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."

Story from Potters Bar, Herts, UK

Spell Checker

Eye halve a spelling chequer. It came with my pea sea  (PC). It plainly marques four my revue miss steaks eye kin knot sea.

Eye strike a key and type a word and weight four it two say weather eye am wrong oar write.  It shows me strait a weigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid it nose bee fore two long. And than eye can put the error rite.

Its rarely ever wrong.  Eye have run this let tar threw it. I am pleased two tell you its letter perfect.  My checker tolled me sew.

Sauce unknown.

English Joke

Funny English Words with Quirky Logic

There is no egg in eggplant, nor ham in hamburger.

Have you noticed that there is neither apple nor pine in pineapple.

A guinea pig is neither from Guinea nor is it a pig.

And there are no hogs in Hogmanay.

And why is it that writers write but fingers don't fing, grocers don't groce and hammers don't ham?

You cannot buy boots in Boots nor virgins in Virgin. You cannot buy threshers in Threshers and the Superdrug chain is a big disappointment.

Quicksand only works slowly
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth?

One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese?

If teachers taught, why didn't preachers praught?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

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