School Jokes, Kids Jokes, Children jokes, clean school jokes

School Jokes, Kids Jokes, Children jokes, clean school jokes


Who Taught You That?

“Give me a sentence about a public servant,” the teacher instructed her second-grade student.
“The fireman came down the ladder pregnant,” he answered.
“Umm … Do you know what pregnant means?”
“Yes,” said the boy. “It means 
carrying a child.”




Thanks, I Think


I recently ran into an old student of mine, who said, “I always liked you. You never had favorites. You were mean to everyone.”



There’s a Timeout in His Future

“Hurry up or we’ll be late!” shouts a teacher to her kindergarten class.
“What’s the rush?” a tot asks coolly.
“If we’re late, we’ll miss your next class!” the teacher reminds him.
The kid shrugs. “If you’re in such a hurry, go on without us.”



Education Got You Down?

Why was the math book sad?
Because it had so many problems.




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