Mast Funny Miscellaneous Jokes In English

Miscellaneous Jokes - Christian Jokes. Clean Christian jokes

Q: Why did Adele cross the road?

A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

One night, a few co-workers at the computer data centre where I work stayed late and we all started to get hungry. We decided to order in food by phone, but our boss thought that, since we work with computers, it would be more appropriate to order by Internet. After we contacted a fast food chain's web site and spent a long time registering as new customers for the delivery service, a message appeared on the screeen: "Thank you for your business. You will be able to order food in three days."

rs. Fleshman goes to the butcher shop to buy a chicken for the Sunday meal. The butcher has only one scrawny chicken left. He puts it on the scale.
      "Three pounds," he says.
      "That's too scrawny; don't you have something bigger?" Mrs. Fleshman asks.
      He pretends to rummage around, and then puts the same chicken back on the scale, while pressing with his thumb.
      "Three and a half pounds," he says.
      "That looks better," says Mrs. Fleshman. "I'll take them both."

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