Funny Teacher Students Jokes - 2 Line Jokes

Funny Teacher Students Jokes - 2 Line Jokes


Teacher Students Jokes

Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?

Student: Majra poka sir.




Teacher: mein tumhare baap jaysa,koi problem pe ho to mujhko jarur bolna.

Ladki:sir aap to hamari Bap hai toh hamari Maa kaha hai?



Teacher:agle class me tumko “sami ki kabab” paraunga.

Ladki:kya sir, “Swami ki ovab”?




teacher:-bahcho aaykar,bikrikar,bhoomikar se milta jolta koi aur shabd batao.

bachcha:-sir ek nahin teen shabd sune hain,sunil gawaskar,sachin tendulkar aur dilip vangaskar.

Teacher Students Jokes

Teacher: kela 1 Rs. Hole 15 Rs. Me kitni hali kela paoge tum?

Student: 1 Rs. Hali kela? Apki ass mein dhuka denge.




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