Funny School Jokes - Teacher Student Jokes

Funny School Jokes - Teacher Student Jokes


Funny School Jokes

Jordan: My teacher says I have to write more clearly.

Mom: That’s a good idea, Jordan.

Jordan: No, it’s not. Then she’ll know I can’t spell.




Peter: What’s the difference between a teacher and a train?

Ted: What?

Peter: A teacher says, “Spit out that gum!” and a train says, “Chew! Chew!”



Teacher: Can anyone give me a sentence with a direct object?

Student: You are pretty.

Teacher: What’s the direct object?

Student: A good report card.




Teacher: Why can’t you work in an orange juice factory?

Student: I don’t know. Why?

Teacher: Because you can’t concentrate!

Funny School Jokes

Johnny: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn’t do?

Teacher: Of course not.

Johnny: Good, because I didn’t do my homework.




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