Funny Sardar SMS Jokes English - Sardar Joke Of The Day

Funny Sardar SMS Jokes English - Sardar Joke Of The Day


Sardar Joke

A sardarji went to a

STD/ISD/PCO SHOP and

slapped the operator twice.

:-( Guess why ?

bcoz there it was written

"Number dial karnay se pehley do lagain"



Hitler says,

"There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"

Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?

"Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na":D




2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.

Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

sardar 2 : Don't worry, I have a one more.

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Sardar Joke

Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,

one is green and one is blue with red spots!


Sardar ji: Yes it's really strange.

I've got another pair of the same at home.




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