Funny Punjabi Jokes - Whatsapp jokes image For punjabi

Funny Punjabi Jokes - Whatsapp jokes image For punjabi


 Punjabi Jokes

माँ: बेटा आज तुमने स्कूल में कोई शरारत तो नहीं की?

पप्पू: नहीं मम्मी! आज तो मैं स्कूल में चुपचाप मुर्गा बना रहा!




Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?

Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?

Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.




Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

 Punjabi Jokes

Kudi waley Munde nu: Tusi nonveg khandey ho?

Munda: Haan

Kudi waley: Sharaab?

Munda : Haan

Kudi waley: Drugs?

Munda : Haan

Kudiwaley : Jua?

Munda: Haan

Kudi waley: Sab kuch negative hai, kuch positive bhi hai?

Munda: Haanji, HIV+.



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