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Your sister had a baby this morning. ain’t heard whether it’s a boy or girl, so I don’t know if you’re a uncle or an Aunt.




Your uncle John fell in the whiskey vat at work. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off, so he drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.



Three of your friends went off the bridge in a pick-up. One was driving, the other two were in the back. The driver got out. He rolled the window down and swam to safety. The other two drowned. They couldn’t get the tailgate down.




There’s not much news this time, nothing much has happened.



  Two hunters are out in the field hunting pheasant when the one hunter collapses. His eyes are glazed over and he's turning blue. Not knowing what to do, his friend calls 911 on his cell phone. The operator answers and she tells her that his friend is laying on the ground blue in the face. She tells him not to panic and says she can help. "First of all check to make sure your friend is not breathing", the operator says. A few moments later she hears a shotgun blast and then the hunter gets back on the phone and asks her, "now what?!" (Sent in by Lloyd Eszlinger)




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