Funny Family Status - Family Jokes With Image

Funny Family Status - Family Jokes With Image




Wife: Why do you go out in the balcony, when I start singing.

Husband: Because the people would think I am beating you.




Cool Morals:


1. Money is not everything. There's also MasterCard & Visa.

2. One should love animals. They are tasty too.

3. Save water. Drink beer.

4. Studying is healthy. So leave it for the sick.

5. Books are holy. So don't touch them.

6. Love your neighbor. But don't get caught.

7. Every one should marry because happiness is not the only thing in life...



The worst place to have a heart attack is during a gama of cherades. ...Especially if the people you are playing with, are really bad guessers.


One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?"

Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?"

Dan says, "OOOOH WOW!!!"

Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"




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