Funny Family Friendly One liner Jokes

Funny Family Friendly One Liner Jokes

Family Friendly Jokes

I refused to believe my road worker father was stealing from his job, but when I got home, all the signs were there.

The dinner I was cooking for my family was going to be a surprise but the fire trucks ruined it.

My parents won't say which of their six kids they love the best, but they have told me I finished just out of the top five.

Please go play with your brother. That's basically the reason we had him.

Family Friendly Jokes

Ever since I saw you in your family tree I've wanted to cut it down.

Told my wife I wanted our kids every other weekend and she reminded me that we're married and live together so I'd have to see them every day.

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