Funny Back-To-School Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Funny Back-To-School Jokes - Teacher Jokes

Funny Back-To-School Jokes

John: Knock, knock.

Justin: Who’s there?

John: Gladys.

Justin: Gladys, who?

John: Gladys the weekend—no homework!

Teacher: Why did you eat your homework, Joe?

Joe: Because I don’t have a dog.

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As he caressed her hair, cheek, forehead, chin, collarbone, shoulder, upper arm, and 
stomach, she knew that her 
decision to take Octoman as 
a lover was the correct one.    L. C.

If Vicky Walters had known 
that ordering an extra shot of espresso in her grande non-fat sugar free one pump raspberry syrup two pumps vanilla syrup soy latte that Wednesday would lead to her death and subsequent rebirth as a vampire, she probably would have at least gotten whipped cream.    M. C.

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Funny Back-To-School Jokes

My sister-in-law was teaching Sunday school class. The topic for the day: Easter Sunday and the 
resurrection of Christ.

“What did Jesus do on this day?” she asked. There was no response, 
so she gave her students a hint: 
“It starts with the letter R.”

One boy blurted, “Recycle!”

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