Family One Liners - Funniest Family Jokes

Family One Liners - Funniest Family Jokes


Family Jokes

Father: Which one do you love more , me or Mommy?

Son: I love you both.

Father: Very Well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go
to?

Son: Japan.

Father: See, that you love Mommy more than me?

Son: No, I just want to visit Japan.

Father: Very well , lets say I went to Japan and Mommy went to France which country will you go to?

Son: France.

Father: See?

Son: No its just because I have already visited Japan.



A wife told his husband to whisper her dirty things, the man then replied, "The kitchen, the living room, the conservatory and the dining room."
Family Jokes

A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my gosh! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY! Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh my gosh! WHERE are we going to get MORE BUTTER? They're going to STICK! Careful. CAREFUL! I said be CAREFUL! You NEVER listen to me when you're cooking! Never! Turn them! Hurry up! Are you CRAZY? Have you LOST your mind? Don't forget to salt them. You know you always forget to salt them. Use the! Salt. USE THE SALT! THE SALT!' The wife stared at him. 'What in the world is wrong with you?You think I don't know how to fry a couple of eggs?' The husband calmly replied, 'I just wanted to show you what it feels like when I'm driving.'




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