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The Best Funny Blonde Jokes In English


A blonde calls her mom...

Blonde: "Mom mom!! I'm a genius!"

Mother: "Really dear? How's that possible?"

Blonde: "I finished a puzzle that I've been working on for 1 year and on the box it said 'for 2-5 yrs'."




Blonde walks into a doctors office and says:

"Doctor, what’s the problem with me?

When I touch my arm, ouch! It hurts...

When I touch my leg, ouch! it hurts...

When I touch my head, ouch! It hurts...

When I touch my chest, ouch! it really hurts!"

The Doctor replies: "Your finger is broken."



Q: What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?
A: "What did you name the other one?"




Dumb Blonde Jokes In English


Blonde: “What does IDK mean?”

Brunette: “I don’t know.”

Blonde: “OMG, nobody does!”



Why do blondes tip-toe past medicine cabinets?

So they don’t wake up the sleeping pills.




How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write “flip” on both sides of a sheet of paper.




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