joke on english language Some Short Jokes collection in English

joke on english language Some Short Jokes collection in English


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I’m selling my talking parrot. Why? Because yesterday, the bastard tried to sell me.




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Do you know why women aren’t allowed in space?
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To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!"
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"What is the problem?"
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"Yeah, great, pretend like you don’t know what I’m talking about!"

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What would you call a very funny mountain?
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Hill Arious"




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Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.

For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog's legs off, then they told the dog to

walk. The dog got up and walked, so they they learned that a dog could walk with just three

legs.

For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog

once more to walk. The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.

For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told

the dog to walk. However, the dog wasn't able to walk with only one leg.

As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report that the

dog had lost it's hearing after having three legs cut off.

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Teacher: Maria please point to America on the map.
Maria: This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: Maria did.




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