Short Funny Jokes in English fun with english

Short Funny Jokes in English fun with english

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence.
Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !”

SLAM BOOK filled by Santa.

1.Strength: My wife, Jeeto.
2.Weakness: Banta’s wife, Preeto.
3.Oppurtunity: When Banta is on tour.
4.Threat: When I am on tour!!!

नवशक्ति का दूसरा स्वरूप मां ब्रह्मचारिणी की पूजा विधि 

After a big accident, a man was crying : O God! I have lost my lef hand?
Santa: Control yourself my friend. Don’t cry. See that man. He has lost
his head. Is he crying?

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After robbing the bank, 1 robber to clerk : Did you see me robbing?
Clerk : Yes I saw u.
Robber killed him and asked to the next clerk : Did u?
Second Clerk : No, but my wife saw u!

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