punjabi jokes in hindi punjabi chutkule santa banta



punjabi jokes in hindi punjabi chutkule santa banta


Ek Amli Te Ek Janani Bus Ch Chadh De Han
Bus Puri Tra Full Hundi A Amli Aapne Nal Bhang Le Ke Aaya C Te Janani Ik Bag.
Bus Full Hon Karke Oh Bhang Te Bag Taki Kol Rakh Dende Han.
Conductor Aanda Hai, Te Amli Nu Kehenda Hai, “Oye Eh Bhang-Phosdha Keehda Aa”.
Amli Jabab Denda Hai, Jee Bhang Ta Meri A Phosdha Eh Bibi Da Wa.



Rabb Ne Tiwi Nu Sunder Banaya
Khoobsurat Dimaag Vi Diya
Hirni Jehi Aakhan Deyi
Gulab Jehe Honth
Pyar Bharya Dil Ditta
Te Fer Jubaan Deke Sab Te Pani Fer Ditta…



नवरात्रि के दूसरे दिन मां ब्रह्मचारिणी की आराधना 

Santa: Oye Tenu Pta Hai Sarkaar Ne Chaar Aane Band Kar Dite Hai?
Banta: O Kyun Santa Oye Sarkaar Kolo Ek Anna (Hazzare) Nhi Sambhalya Jaa
Rhea Te O Chaar Aane Kivein Sambhalegi…



Custmer: Teri Majh Di 1 Akh Ta Khrab Hai, Fer V Tu Isde 25 Hzar Rupye Mang
Reha Hai.
Santa: Tenu Majh Dudh Peen Layi Chahidi Hai Ya Nain-Matakka Karn
Layi…




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