jokes, punjabi chutkule santa banta, punjabi joke images

 punjabi chutkule


jokes, punjabi chutkule santa banta, punjabi joke images


Santa ko rota dekhkar Banta ne pucha kya hua?

Santa : Meine 2 ton ka AC kharida,

ghar aakar tola to sir 35 kilo ka nikla!




Santa mango juice ka glaas le kar baitha tha

Banta aaya aur fataak se juice pee gaya.

Santa – Meri to yaar kismat hi kharab hai. Beta fail ho gaya,

biwi dost ke saath bhag gayi, ghar me chori ho gayi, nalke me

paani nahi, ghar me light nahi.

Aab juice me zehar daal ke peene ko rakha tha

aur wo bhi tu pee gaya saale!

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 punjabi chutkule

Jatt : Mujhe mobile me MP3 songs dalwane hai.

Mobile Shop Wala : Memory card hai kya?

Jatt : Nahi memory card nahi hai, RASAN CARD chalega?




Do judwa baache kamare me baithe the

Ek haans ke lot pot ho raha tha aur dusra udaas tha

Dad : Tum itna kyun haans rahe ho

Son : Mummy ne itni thand me dono baar isi ko nehla diya!



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