Joke On Ravan funny ravan jokes dasara funny jokes



Joke On Ravan funny ravan jokes dasara funny jokes


Ram Aur Raavan Mein Ghamasaan Yudh Ho Raha Tha,
Achanak Ravan Ne Ram Ke Piche Ek Aadmi Dekha Aur Bola,
Ravan: “Chal Ok Bye”
Ram: “Par Kyun?”
Ravan: “Kuch Nahi Bas Bye”
Ram: “Arrey Bata To Hua Kya?”
Ravan: “Yaar, Tune To Chhoti Si Baat Par Rajnikant Ko Bula Liya“



Haryanvi Chutkule in Hindi 

Ram ne sita ko SMS kiya

“Dear Situ, what’s up ?

Main yaha mast hu & hope tu bhi Jhakaas hogi,

Laxman tujhe miss karta hai..

Yaar tu tension na le,main bahut jaldi tujhe Ravan ke yaha se le jaunga.

Mene BSNL ka sim liya hai aur Ravan ka no free karwa liya hai..

Ravan ko maine mobile par bahut gaaliya di.. saale ne ye bol ke phone kaat diya ki battery low

hai

So mai tujhe micromax ka 30days battery dual sim wala mobile aur 1GB card sad song bhar ke

Mr.Hanuman ke hath bhej raha hu.

Isme net surfing bhi hai..Ab humtum nyt calling ke maze le payenge,

Laxman topup card lene gaya hai..

Aur haan maine Vibhishan ko Facebook pe add kar liya hai.

Lanka me kya ho raha hai, wo sab status update kar deta hai.

Chal baad me chat karenge

Bye Love you ur Ram…..!!




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