Teacher Student Jokes in Hindi Short Jokes between teacher and students



Teacher Student Jokes in Hindi Short Jokes between teacher and students


Master: How Old is ur father?

Pappu: As old as I am.

Master: How is it possible?

Pappu: He became father only after I was born.



Ek School pe ek ladka bahut der se ghar ke bahar khada

school ki ghanti bajane ki kosish kar raha tha.

Toh ek Pion aaya aur kaha:

Pion: Kya kar rahe ho beta?

Ladka: Uncle, yeh ghanti bajana chahta hu.

Pion (ghanti bajake): Yeh lo bajgaya,

or school ki sob students chuti ho gaya samajh kar bahar a gaya

tab pion ne kaha,ab kya hai?

Ladka: Ab bhago!



Teacher: bolo to kya khane par hamari aankhe ki dristi barta hai?

Student: ghas,lotapata ye khane par sir.

Teacher: keya mere sath yarki!!

Student: no sir, jara dhayan par dekho sir garu aur chagol ki ankho par keya aap chasme khayal kara?