Saturday, 24 September 2016

Teacher Student Jokes Funny Teacher Students Jokes



Teacher Student Jokes Funny Teacher Students Jokes


रसायन शास्त्र की कक्षा में
टीचर: पानी का फॉर्मूला बताओ
स्टूडेंट: H2O + MgCl2 + CaSO4 + AlCl3 + NaOH + KOH + HNO3 +HCl + CO2 …
टीचर: ये उत्तर गलत है .
स्टूडेंट: मैडम, ये नाले का पानी है।



Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?
Student:meine
Teacher:keyse?
Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.



Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?
Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.
Teacher: wo kayse?
Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.



Teacher: kaun bolna parega, prithibi ki weight kaya hai?
Student:no sir,magar India ki kitni wo meine bolna parunga.
Teacher: opodarth, India ki weight kaha par paya tune?
Student:sir, bara bara truck par likha tha “Samagra India 5 ton”.




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