Tuesday, 27 September 2016

Short and Funny Jokes Funny Classroom Jokes for Kids in English



Short and Funny Jokes Funny Classroom Jokes for Kids in English


Doctor: 'Deep breathing, you know, kills microbes.'
Patient: 'And how can I make them breathe deeply?'



'You followed my prescription, haven't you?'
'Well, doctor, I didn't, for I would have broken my neck.'
'Broken your neck?'
'Yes, for I dropped your prescription out of a third floor window.'



Judge: 'Have you ever been up before me?'
Accused: 'I don't know. What time do you get up?'



Lawyer: 'Now that we have won, will you tell me confidentially if you stole the money?'
Client: 'Well, after hearing you talk in court yesterday, I am beginning to think I didn't.'



The housemaid, tidying the stairs the morning after a reception, found lying there one of the solid silver teaspoons. "My goodness gracious!" she exclaimed, as she retrieved the piece of silver. "Someone of the company had a hole in his pocket."




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