Sardar Jokes, Jokes on Sardar, Santa Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes



Sardar Jokes, Jokes on Sardar, Santa Banta Jokes, Punjabi Jokes


Boy :- Mujhe Dog Food lena hai.
SALES GIRL :- Kya apke pas Kutta hai ?

Boy :- Ha ghar pe hai.
SALES GIRL : Sorry ! Store policy hai ke zarort dekh kar item sale karo.

NEXT DAY

Boy :- Mujhe Cat Food lena hai
SALES GIRL :- Sorry Sir pehle Billi la ke dekhao.

3 din bad boy bag le ke store aya aur bola:
Bag me hath dal ke sabot dekh lo.

SALES GIRL hath dal ke boli :- Koi Garm, Geeli aur Mulayum chez hai. Kiya hai ?

Boy :- Ye meri TaTTi hai, 0r mujhe aaj “TOILET PAPER” lena hai…..:P



Girl’s FB Status –
Traveled in a BUS after such a long time.. ?
Comments:
– Awwwww..muah..??
—Maybe next time we both can go together sweetie..;-) —
— went without me ??😥



Child :- Papa aunti ka pait kiyon phula hai…
Father :- i know,tu sab janta hai….
Child :- i don’t know,trust me
Father :- In k pait mai pani bhara hai..
Child :- Fir Papa bacha to doob jaiga…