santa banta joke in hindi 140 word mast joke in hindi



santa banta joke in hindi 140 word mast joke in hindi


SANTA Ek Bar Beach Par Gaya To Lok Us Se Push Ne Lage Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur SANTA Bola Ki NO I AM SANTA.
To SANTE Ne Dekha Ki Ek Admi Ro Raha Tha To SANTE Ne Kaha Ki,
ARE YOU RELAXING?
Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki YES, I AM RELAXING To SANTE Ne Jor Se
Uske Gaal Par Thappad Mareya?
Aur Admi Ne Kaha Ki WHY ARE YOU SLAPING ME?
Aur Sante Ne Kaha Ki Sari Beach Par Lok Tujhe Dund Rehe He Aur Tu Yaha
Betha Hai?



Ik Munda Ik Kudi De Piche Kafi Der Ton Ja Reha Si,
Kudi: Ve Tenu Samaj Nai Aundi, Teri Maut Ae Tenu Ajj Bula Rahi,
Tenu Darr Nai Lagda Meri Bebe Vi Piche-Piche Aa Rahi,
Munda: Assi Aashiq Ha Khandaani, Sade Bajurg Vi Apna Farz Nibha RaheNe,
Fikar Na Kar Teri Bebe Piche Sade Bapu Hori Vi Aa Rahe Ne…



Cute Romantic Good Morning sms 

Shunty:rab Mainu I Nottan Naal Bhariya Ghar De De!
Pappu :Rab Mainu 1 Chandi Da Ghar De De !
Bunty :Rab Mainu 1 Sone Da Ghar De De !
Pinku :Rab Mainu En 3na De Ghar Di Chaabi De Dyi.




 Frogs Chatting…
Frog 1 -Tur
Frog 2 -TurTur
Frog 1 -TurTurTur
Frog 2-TurTurTurTur
Frog 1-Tur Tur Tur
Frog 2-KUR KUR KUR
Frog1 – Kann Te Marni Main Chaped, Topic Change Na Kar… Tur Tur Tur.. :P




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