Wednesday, 28 September 2016

punjabi jokes in hindi punjabi jokes santa banta



punjabi jokes in hindi punjabi jokes santa banta


Ek War Gandhi Te Nehru Di Ladai Ho Jandi Hai,
Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam…



Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… 😀



Ik Var Di Gal Hai Ik Jatt Te Ik Angrej
Train Vich Safar Kar Rahe Hunde Ne
Angrej Ohnu Kehnda Main Tenu Ik Poem Snauna
Jatt Kehnda Thik Aa
Angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are?
Fer Angrej Kehnda Hun Tu Suna
Jatt Nu Kush Samaj Ta Lagdi Ni Par Oh Snaun Lagda Te Kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb Da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar



Wife Ne Ik Nava Mobile Sim Kharidya,
Husband Nu Surprise Den Layi, Ohne Kitchen Ch Jaake Call Karya, “Hiii Darling”.
Husband: Call You Later, Darling, The Devil Is Near In Kitchen…




gandhi ji ke anmol vachan in hindi 
Mahatma Gandhi Ke Anmol Vachan 
 ⇒ maa durga ke 9 roop ke naam in hindi

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