punjabi jokes in hindi punjabi jokes santa banta



punjabi jokes in hindi punjabi jokes santa banta


Ek War Gandhi Te Nehru Di Ladai Ho Jandi Hai,
Gandhi To Nehru: Sare Jahan Se Accha Nehru De Pet Wich Baccha.
Nehru To Gandhi: Vandey Matram Gandhi Sala Takla Besharam…



Santa Ik Wari Nadi Ch Digg Peya
Te Oh Paani Ch Dubban Lagda Ae,
Fer Oh HadBadanda Te Dubda-Dubda Hoya
Ik Machi Nu Fad K Bahr Sutt Dinda Ae
Te Kehnda Ke Saliye Main Te Marna Ee Ae
Chal Tu Te Apni Jaan Bcha Lai… 😀



Ik Var Di Gal Hai Ik Jatt Te Ik Angrej
Train Vich Safar Kar Rahe Hunde Ne
Angrej Ohnu Kehnda Main Tenu Ik Poem Snauna
Jatt Kehnda Thik Aa
Angrej: Twinkle-Twinkle Little Star How I Wonder What You Are?
Fer Angrej Kehnda Hun Tu Suna
Jatt Nu Kush Samaj Ta Lagdi Ni Par Oh Snaun Lagda Te Kehnda
Tinde-Tinde Amb Da Achaar Khao Roti Maro Dakaar



Wife Ne Ik Nava Mobile Sim Kharidya,
Husband Nu Surprise Den Layi, Ohne Kitchen Ch Jaake Call Karya, “Hiii Darling”.
Husband: Call You Later, Darling, The Devil Is Near In Kitchen…




gandhi ji ke anmol vachan in hindi 
Mahatma Gandhi Ke Anmol Vachan 
 ⇒ maa durga ke 9 roop ke naam in hindi