punjabi jokes in hindi punjabi joke images punjabi chutkule santa banta



punjabi jokes in hindi punjabi joke images punjabi chutkule santa banta


Unknown Call:
He: Hey! Hello! Does U Have A Bf?
SHE: Yes! Who R U?
HE: Tera Bhai… Ruk Kamini Ghar Ata Hun Teri Dhulai Karne.
Another UNKNOWN CALL:
HE: Hello! Do U Have A BF?
SHE: Ohh! No No I Dont Have.. Who R U?
HE: Im Ur BF Cheat U Broke Mah Heart.
SHE: Oh Darling Sorry I Thought U R My Brother!
HE: Kamini.. Tera Bhai Hi Hu..
Aaj To Bas Ghar Aane Ki Der Hai Tu Nahi Bachegi!



Usde Kadam Jithe Jithe Paye,
Assi O Jagah V Chum Layi,
O Bewafa Sadi Mummy Kol Ja K Boli
Aunty Tohada Munda Mitti Khanda Hai…





Banta: Sante Aa Tu Nai Scootery Kado Liandi?,
Santa: Yaar Main Ik Kudi To Lift Mangi, O Mainu Kujh Door Leja K Kapde Lah
Ke Kendi Jo Lena Ae Lai Lo…
Banta: Phir Tu Ki Kita,
Santa: Main Scootery Lai Aandi.



Ik Sarabi Pati Apni Patni Nu Phone Karda Hai,
Pati: Aaj Main Ghar Nahi Aa Sakda,
Patni: Kyo?
Pati: Meri Car Da Stering Ate Gair Chori Ho Gye Ne,
Thori Der Bad Pati Fir Phone Karda Hai,
Pati : Main Ghar Aa Riha Haa,
Patni: Hune Ta Tusi Mana Karde Pai C,
PatiL O Main Galti Naal Picchli Seet Te Beh Giya C…




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