punjabi jokes in hindi Best of Punjabi Jokes



punjabi jokes in hindi Best of Punjabi Jokes


Ik Jameendar Apne Ristedar Te Fukri Marda Hoya Kehenda Hai:
Jad Main Savere Savere Car Ch Apni Jameena Dekhan Layi Janda Han Tan Sanjh Tak Vi Poori Jameen Nhi Dekh Paunda.
Rishtedar: Tusi Theek Kehende Ho 3 Saal Pehlan Saade Kol Vi Eho Jehi Ik Khatara Car Hundi Si, Assi Kabadi Nu Bech Ditti Si.



Pappu’s Friend : Yaar! Main Apna Purse Ghar Bhool Aaya, Mainu 1000 Rs Chahide Si.
Pappu : Dost Hi Dost De Kam Aunda Hai, Le 10 Rs, Riksha Kar Te Purse Le Aa.



Old Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gaski problem hai
par achhi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na
BadBu aati hai na Awaaz

Aap k clinic me bhi 20 baar gas chhod chuki
hu par kisi ko pata nahi chala.

Doctor: “Ye Dawa lijiye aur 1 weekbaad
aayiye”.

(1 week baad)
Old Lady:”Aap ne mujhe kya dawa de di….??
Meri gas me ab bhi aawaz nahi aa
rahi par bahut Zehrili Badbu aa rahi hai”

Doctor:”Good..! Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj
karenge……😛😀😀