Friday, 30 September 2016

Punjabi Joke in Hindi punjabi joke santa banta




Punjabi Joke in Hindi punjabi joke santa banta


Son : Papa 10+10 Kine Hunde Ae?
Papa : Ghade, Kanjra , Ullu De Pathe, Nalayak, Haramkhor,
Tenu Kuch Nhi Aunda Ja Andron Calculator Le Ke Aa.



1 Aalu Ne Bhindi K Number Pe I Love U Ka Msg Beja,
Bhindi Ne Use Phone Kar K Bura Bhala Kaha Aur Boli,
Shut Up, Tum Itne Mote Aur Main Slim And Smart,
Aalu Ko Bahut Dukh Hua Aur Us Ne Phir Itni Sabziyan Fasaayi Ki Aaj Aap
Dekh Skte Ho,
Aalu-Ghobi,
Aalu- Bengan,
Aalu-Shimla Mirch,
Aalu-Palak,
Aalu-Matar,
Aalu-Gajar
Aur Bindhi Us Din Se Aaj Tak Akeli H,
Moral: Mat Kar Itna Gurur Surat Par Ae Haseena.





Ik Tiwi Apne 6 Baccheya De Naal Rail Vich Sawar Hoyi,
Sammne Ik Budda Bidi Pee Reha Si,
Bidi Naal Tiwi Disturb Ho Ke Boli, Please Cigrate Peena Band Kar Do,
Apne Samne Nahi Padh Sakde, Bidi-Cigrate Peena Mana Hai!
Budha: Madam, Main Tan Padh Lawanga, Pehlan Tu Taan Padh Lai Apne Saamne,
Board Te Likhya Hai, Bacche Do Hi Acche!



Ikk Bohta Kale Rang Da Master Ik Jattan De Jawak Nu Bolya, Main Kal Eh Padhaya Si Ke,
Sadda Shareer Kis-Kis Cheez Naal Banya Hunda Hai?
Chal Hun Tu Dass?
Jawak: Ik Pani Ton, Ik Hawa Ton, Te Ik….
Jawak Master Nu Ik Maar Dekhan Lag Gya,
Master: Te Hor Kis Cheez Naal???
Jawak: Ik Tarkol Naal… 😀




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