punjabi funny jokes in hindi punjabi chutkule santa banta



punjabi funny jokes in hindi punjabi chutkule santa banta


Kudi kendi : tuj mein rab dikhta hai yaara main kya kro.,
Main v kehta fer beeba matha tek tey turdi ban😛



WAKEEL: Me lord, Qanoon di kitaab de safa numbr 15 de mutabiq mere mowakkil nu ba-izzat bari kita jaye.
JUDGE: “Kitaab Pesh Kiti Jaye” (Kitaab pesh kiti gayi) Judge ne safa numbr 15 kholiya taan us vich ’1000′ de ’10′ note si.
JUDGE: “is tarha de 2 saboot hor pesh kite jaan” __😛😀



A & B girls are traveling in a train:

A: Tujhe kaisa pati chahiye?
B: Mujhe Crorepati chaiiye.

A: Crorepati na miley to?
B: 50 lakh ke 2 pati chaleñge.

A: 50 lakh ke na miley to?
B: 25 lakh ke 4 pati bhi chaleñge.



UPPER SOYA PASSENGER:
JAB YE 1000 RUPAYE PE AAYE TO MUJHE UTHA DENA..!=D =D