punjabi chutkule santa banta jokes mast punjabi jokes



punjabi chutkule santa banta jokes mast punjabi jokes


Husband aur Wife ki ladai hui.

Husband ghar se chala gaya.

– (Raat ko phone pe) –

Husband : “khana me kya hai”.

Wife : Zeher.

Husband :Mai der se aaunga tum khakar so jana…




Teeth said to Tongue:
“If i just press u little, u’ll get cut.

“Tongue replied: “if I miss use One word against someone
,den all 32 of u’ll come Out.. :-):-)



Mainu Yaar-yaar Karde Rahe,,,,,

Es Yaar Ne Sanu Rula Dita,......

Hora Ton Ki Umida Si,jad Yaar Ne Hi Bhula Dita,,,,

Mudke Dosti Nahi Karni Main,menu Yaar Ne Sayana Bana Dita.




1budi mar gyi
ladies rone lagi-bebe tu kithe gyi
jithe na dhup na cha
na roti na sbzi
na bijli na pani
Snta bnte nu-yar dekhi budi kite Sade ghr ta ni chli gyi




hindi shayari love romantic in english 

असहयोग आन्दोलन के प्रणेता महात्मा गाँधी 

Navratri gujarati sms