mast jokes for girlfriend mast joke of the day



mast jokes for girlfriend mast joke of the day


First Friend : Why Are Girls Are So Much Beautiful And Pretty?
Second Friend : So We Can Fall In Love With Them.
First Friend : Then Why They Don't Have Intelligence?
Second Friend : It's Because They Can Fall In Love With Us.



EK Ladka Exam Mei Fail Hua
Papa: Dekh Dekh Uss Ladki Ko Dekh, Wo Tere Saath Padhi 1st Ayi Hai.
Ladka: Kya Dekh -dekh! Usi Ko Dekh Dekh K Toh Fail Hua Hun ,,,



Boy: Friendship Karogi?
Girl: Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte.
Boy: Bol Too Asie Rahi Ho Jaise Mere Parents Ne Mujhe National Permit Diya Hua Hai.



Boyfriend: "Hey babe, you smell that?"
Girlfriend: "No."
Boyfriend: "Me neither, start cooking."



Girl: asshole...
Boy: I've been called worse before.
Girl: Ha, like what?
Boy: you're boyfriend.